August 12, 2014

pirate comic

Click HERE to read pages 1-10, because I posted them on the blogge months and months ago.

 I tell anybody who will listen that this entire project was a big joke I played with for my siblings that just got ridiculously out of hand. I finally finished up chapter one with 54 pages, and am now fourteen pages into chapter two (with several more chapters after that planned). My siblings all demand more pages. My sixteen year old sister has done the math and demands that I have 900 pages done by the end of next school year. (And yes, that is nine hundred, as in one hundred times nine or nine-zero-zero.)

I'm actually not complaining, though. Comic making is what I love to do (I love love love to do it, seriously) and this goofy pirate comic is wonderful practice for my mystery graphic novel project, which I'm planning to reboot and start over on really soon.

And yeah, despite its mediocre art and terrible writing, I'm super proud of this baby. After all, I get to carry around sixty-plus pages of a story I'm creating, right? And I even have fanart for it, drawn by legitimate fans!




































So, this isn't quite the end of chapter one, but it's a good stopping place (and I haven't scanned the rest yet, so.)

I just want to end by saying that this is an unusual project for me in the character department, too. With the exception of Richard Parker the fifteen year old, all the characters are waaay older than characters I usually have. (You can't tell because I'm awful at drawing old people, but Ginger is actually a grandpa.)

Also, since this is a supergoofy comic, character development is a good deal harder.

ALSO, most of these characters are types of people I don't usually cast: not that you can tell this early in the story, but you have Khan, who's totally a remorseless villain; Matt, who's brilliant but also very prideful and also a manly-non-sensitive-no-nosense dude; Stan, who besides having the most spur-of-the-moment name ever is an eccentric (and probably very stupid) rich person. Ekat (who's basically an old lady mix of Severus Snape and Jack Bauer), Ginger (who is based entirely on my grandmother), and meek Richard Parker are more up my alley, but still pretty unusual types for me.

Alright, that's all!

Gonna go do some Greek now... dang it, I was hoping school would never restart.

August 8, 2014

new stuff announcement

I now have a "story ideas" page to my blog!


Basically, this is all the random ideas that I have ever had and written down on my beloved iThing.

Since I rarely use my ideas, and it helps me to have them all be in one place, I decided to post them all here. They're free use to literally anybody, I don't care at all. (They're really all a bit simple anyways.)

Sooooo... that's all! Have a nice Friday, enjoy the terrifying page of Stand Still, Stay Silent that was posted today, and be sure to pray for my sister Maneater, who is celebrating her thirteenth birthday!

August 4, 2014

Camp NaNoWriMo... I finished this time!

YAAAY

Stuff I Googled during NaNoWriMo:
  • Scottish accents and slang
  • arthritis
  • natural dreadlocks
  • how much does a yacht cost
  • superman returns
  • the dark knight rises
  • Roman Emperor Tiberius Caesar
  • stuff people smuggle
  • guns
  • how to get rid of sore throat
  • self sufficient houseboats
  • fish getting head chopped off pictures

Stuff you should know about my experience:
  • This month was really awesome.
  • I didn't think I was going to make it but I ended up pulling ahead 700 words ahead of my goal. 
  • I can't wait to do it again in November.
  • You can read the horribleness that is my project HERE.

July 29, 2014

superpowers: a list of stuff to think about

Okay so I'll just start out this blog post by saying that this is a subject very near and dear to my heart.The first story I ever started writing was about children with superpowers, and while I have never actually finished any story with superpeople at the helm, one of my life goals is to do so.

While I am no expert on the world of superpeople, I do think about it an awful lot because I love it so much, and I read a lot of other people's ramblings about writing superpowers and everything that goes along with that.

So, a few thoughts for pretty much anybody who is similarly obsessed with other people's ramblings about superpeople:


We should totally think more about team superpowers and how they work.

Like, seriously. Every time I have written a super group of people, they get their abilities because I go, "ooooh I have a cool idea! I want a character with that ability!" and then I make a character in the group with that ability. This is not such a hot idea for a few different reasons, I guess, but the one I'm getting at here is that in a story the different characters' individual skills and personalities should have a chance to shine and add a different and important dimension to the group. Same goes for their superpowers-- if their abilities aren't important to the plot, why bother giving them out at all, other than just for the "ooh cool!" factor (which gets a little dull after a while, since you can't realistically show something unimportant to the plot)?


Characters first, superheroes second.

Not gonna lie, since most of my superhumans were made up simply because I had a cool idea for a superpower, they were all originally nothing more than superpowers with a name. Personality? No. Appearance? Not really.

Fortunately for these lifeless superpeople I tend to go back to them and play with them and eventually turn them into something neat. Jake Thomson, lifetime winner of "Chloe's Favorite Character" award...

good job, baby, you won something
...originally started out as nothing but a name (Jake Thomson) and an ability (healing other people but not himself). Over a large period of time (we're talking years) I eventually threw the superpower out the window because it was hindering his development. Free from the burden of his stupidly assigned ability, Mr. Thomson became this simultaneously anxious and snobby British kid without many brains, relentlessly fretting about other people's safety since he was capable of healing himself and he didn't want these poor delicate normal people to kill themselves.

now I love Jake, I really really really do.

I really really really really really truly do.
But despite my love for him (And I know you don't believe me but I so love this guy) he is not really that wonderful of a character. I'm pretty sure I would get tired of him if I ever wrote a book about him, and I'm pretty sure other people would get tired of him if they ever read a book with him as a character in it. It isn't his fault, it's mine-- his whole character has been hindered by the fact that I put no thought into him. He was just this guy who could heal stuff, the end.



Telepathy is hard to write and makes for boring characters.

Everybody knows about ordinary mind-reader characters, right? They're notorious in their abilities to creep all the other characters out, even while being as completely vague about their supposedly all-encompassing abilities as possible.

Telepathy is hard to write for a number of pretty good reasons. (Bullet list time!)
  • Good characters have secrets
  • Telepaths remove all secrets
  • (unless they are ridiculously useless and vague telepaths. me no like vague telepaths)
  • Thus, good telepaths destroy good characters.
  • and make your novel kind of wordy.
  • and boring.
  • why is this a bullet list??
Oh, that was supposed to be a bullet list of stuff that made telepaths hard to write. Ugh. Okay, I'm going to do a real bullet list this time:
  • Telepaths cannot have ordinary relationships with people due to lack of privacy.
  • Telepaths will always know an infinite amount more than any other character, and the reader, and the author. 
  • You can't have a telepath filling up your novel with aimless and pointless words about a different character's musings of their childhood buddies (unless your name is Chloe. People named Chloe are the only people allowed to get away with filling novels full of random musings.) (That was a joke.) (I wish it was true, but sadly it just means I am a bad writer.) (I digress) To combat the issue of excessive rambliness, your telepath must have his or her voice curbed. The easiest way to do this is to only bring up their telepathy when they have something relevant to the plot to say, which makes them pretty much extremely boring.
  • How do you write how a telepath thinks? Help!
  • That's about all for this bullet list because I am getting bored.
These poor characters are pretty much just more trouble than they are worth.

All this said, I do have a telepathic character who is one of my oldest and dearest creations. I didn't specifically try to make him break all the annoying habits of telepathic characters listed above, but through his own general personality and my own weird writing style he ended up being a pretty weird example. My personal favorite thing about him is how specific he is in his mind reading. How much information does he glean from other people? 100 percent. How much of this information is he going to spill, as matter-of-factly as possible? As much as he can say while still breathing. More on him later.


We hear so much about not overpowering our characters. Why can't our characters overpower themselves?

Remember about five seconds ago when I said I'd tell you more about my telepath character later? Well, that time is now.  My telepath character, who we'll call Duncan, is a terrible character. (No offense, character who we are calling Duncan.) He's kind of in that stage that is a little bit like C.S. Louis's Wood Between Worlds-- a sleepy little place in my brain where the characters are thought about nigh-constantly, but nothing really helpful or exciting ever actually happens. (Is that actually anything like the Wood between Worlds? Not really.)

I will say one thing about Mr. Faul-- uh, the character we are calling Duncan. I really, really enjoy his telepathic abilities. I have had other telepathic characters, many of whom I spent far more time on than this lad. But this one takes the cake, by which I mean I would cheerfully bake him a cake with the words "Chloe's favorite telepath" in cursive on top.

I digress.

The best and most fun and most plotty-problematic thing about this kid is, quite simply, that I threw out all those rules you always see about superhero characters. You know the ones: "Superman is too strong", "Batman is too prepared", "Overpowered = unrelatable". When faced with the knowledge that my precious character who we are calling Duncan was becoming a tad too overpowered, instead of saying "NOPE NO MORE POWERS FOR YOU" I took his powers away, made them about 400 times more powerful, and then gave them back to him.

Best decision I ever made. The poor lad was so overwhelmed with his abilities that he went kind of insane and became unable to communicate with the outside world. He is now a poor overloaded computer of a being-- he has a hive mind connection with the entire universe and he cannot organize their thoughts well enough for his own brain to function.

He is so much fun to write.

Now, what is the point of this long and rambly bit of chatter? Basically, just me wanting to talk about my characters. But also, as personal advice. If you are writing a story, and your story has a character in it with superpowers, and this person is starting to be a little bit of an omnipowerful Mary Sue as far as powers go... don't take the easy route out and water them down a little bit. Give the ability consequences. Make it stronger than the character can handle. And have fun perfecting your evil author's laugh.


I will talk about superpowers more at some later date, probably, because I really love superpowers.

Also, if you have some kind of superhero story that you want to write with a partner, I will volunteer.

Also, SUPERPOWERS.

Also, read more stuff at this awesome website, which I am sure says all the stuff I just said except more clearly: SUPERHERO NATION





May 29, 2014

setting inspiration from google maps: Nam-gu, Busan, South Korea

Click this link to explore. BOO YAH

Suggestions for usage: 
  • post-apocalyptic city (yes, this will be my first suggestion every single time I do this.)
  • slum on the outskirts of a futuristic utopia
  • former futuristic dystopia now crashed by rebels that saw through the facade of utopianism
  • alien city that used to be a space port but is now settling into a shopping district
  • superhero hometown
  • slightly unsettling dream world
  • urban fantasy suburb inhabited mostly by middle-class creatures
  • setting of an unusual but upbeat musical

And now, for pictures:









(PS I DELIVERED ON MY PROMISE HA)

May 13, 2014

what's in a name? (ooh yeah, cliche title time!)

(Disclaimer: The name I chose to use today is "Mordecai Schneider, which I am fully aware is the most ridiculous name ever to grace a character.)


There are lots of things people consider when looking for names for their characters. Here's a list of stuff to think about, and then me talking about some of my character's names because I like talking about me.

Bullet list 1: Terrible naming advice.
(Or, advice I see all over the place and hate a lot.)
  • choose a name based on name meaning
  • that's it that's the list
But seriously, this advice is SO ANNOYING to me that I must talk about it for a second.

Nobody cares what a name means, okay? I mean, the author does, sometimes, but generally speaking no reader cares. Meaning is completely useless. If the name means "pure" or "sad" or "wolf" or whatever, that's okay, but really you do not pick a name based on meaning.

Also, name meanings are completely different from name connotations. For example, I have a character named Mordecai. Based on my research on various Baby Name websites, it appears that the meaning of "Mordecai" is either "bitter" or "slave of Marduc". Obviously, these meanings bring up a pretty specific character to mind. But, and this is a huge but, is anybody reading my novel actually going to ever look up those names? Ha, no. Are they going to know those meanings right off the top of their head? I doubt it.

Now, connotations. Based on further internet research (read: Behind the Name dot com) out of 47 people, a mere 61% think of "Mordecai" as a good guy name. High percentages of people agree it is a classic and mature name. 96% of these 47 individuals agree that it is a masculine name. In the comments section, several people say it is their "guilty pleasure" name-- a name they would never be able to name their child, but love to pieces anyway. Many more people say it sounds sort of evil, or creepily fantastical. As one person puts it:
I have no idea why you would use a name with the etymological element for death beginning it.
Amen, random stranger. Also, a third famous connotation: Mordecai was Esther's cousin in the Biblical book of Esther (one of my personal favorites). So there are definitely gonna be some people out there who remember the bespectacled, mustached singing grape from Veggie Tales. Also, it is a very Jewish name.

All this stuff? This is important. "Bitter slave of Marduc" is not important. (at least according to the me.)

(PS my character Mordecai doesn't really match his name, actually, but I literally chose it because it was the first name I thought of when I made him up and I totally didn't plan for him to become a character I actually liked. Sigh. Learn from my mistakes, folks.)

(also, a picture of my Mordecai so I can have a picture in this post:)

(the chick is his sister.)



So what else do I think is important?
  • how it fits in with the culture of the character
  • how memorable it is
  • real-world connections to the name
  • what the character's parents or whoever was thinking when they named them
  • readability
  • how distinguishable it is in comparison with the names of the other characters
I'll also talk about this last point: We all know the Swiss Family Robinson, right? Well, I read the book a while back and I can honestly say that the number one most distracting thing about the book was the two boys named Fritz and Franz. To this day I cannot remember who was who, and reading the book was awful because I had no clue who was doing what. Fritz and Franz? Honestly?

But that book taught me well-- years after reading it, I was writing a random story for my own amusement. I really, really wanted to name a certain character Noah. After writing about this character as Noah for a few pages, I realized that it simply would not work, because the main character's name was Nina. I was heartbroken. I tried my best to ignore the issue, but my brain chimed over and over again: "Fritz and Franz! Nina and Noah!" Noah eventually became Reese.

That said, as a general rule I always try to vary my character names-- not only in first letters, but also in number of syllables and ending sounds.Trust me, it's possible-- let's look at this cast of names I keep talking about:
  • Nina
  • Mordecai
  • Reese
  • Juliette
    (and minor characters)
  • Tyler
  • Jared
  • Madeline
  • Ruthie
  • Beau
  • Declan
  • Fred the Pekignese
(turns out I actually drew this thing of the main four characters here at some point... I found it while i was looking for a Mordecai picture so. I love it when I find random poor drawings of my characters.)
While a good number of these characters have somewhat outlandish names, look carefully and you will see that, with the exception of Madeline and Mordecai and Juliette and Jared, every name has a different first letter and a different last sound.

Is this totally totally taking things way too far? Oh yes, definitely, but it at least proves that it is possible. And despite the fact that this is a crazy name group,  nobody I know ever mixes up names when talking about this cast.

Sibling names are also kind of important to think about-- just remember when naming siblings that their parents probably named both of them, and while real-life parents do actually give their children ridiculous combinations of names like Shyam and Mary or... oh, I don't know, Max and Kaelan-July, those really don't quite match enough to be believable withing a story. (Also "Kaelan-July" kind of fails the readability test.)

This is all I'm going to say of the matter, I guess, I just sort of wanted to talk names because they are my favorite thing everrrr. (Not really. But seriously, I do love names.)

(Also, my least favorite group of character names that I myself have? Probably my first story ever, featuring a cast named Laurel, Leo, Toby, Logan, Argentina, Felix, and Lou.)